Ok, so I love reality TV...I wish everything was a reality TV show. In fact, I think everything is, and I am just waiting for them to name something after me.
So this week, I watched:
Tori and Dean - Man, I feel bad when Tori cries about what a bitch her mom is. And hello, her mom has a website : www.candyspelling.com... and on it she has a page for her family, which includes her dead husband and her son, and NOT TORI. Then she has little pictures of LIAM and she made herself a Mother's Day e-card. What a loser...Tori doesn't need her. And I read her book and I loved it....but I am curious to know where Randy is...
Flipping Out - Poor Jennie...Who knew they were having marital problems. She is so cute and she loves Chis...the BUM...who wants a man that picks up poo for a living anyways. She is better off. And Jeff really needs to work on his people skills.
PROJECT RUNWAY - This season is really about young talent. I think there is some good competition coming up...but please withe the drugstore challenge...you are not going to get anything good out of a plastic tablecloth. But I was sad to see Jerry go. When they showed the pieces he submitted to be selected, he had great designs and nice clean lines. I would have liked to have seen the trash bag girl go first. I still love TIM and HEIDI! And hello NINA GARCIA, do you have to be such a bitch all day long? Take a break. And I love MK...his bags rock.
Shear Genius - I hate the bald guy and the judge that looks like an Asian fairy.
Kathy Griffin - This chick is hilarious...I love how she tries to pass off her chemical peel as sunburn. But I think that it takes big balls to film you show looking like that. And she did help the ninos.
WIPEOUT - Ok, this is a great show if you are high. These fat ass people are trying to win $50,000 just for being the fastest in an obstacle course. HILARIOUS! I like when they go to the punching wall and get knocked the F out....great TV.
The View - I HATE ELISABETH. I HATE ELISABETH. I HATE ELISABETH. Did I mention how I hate Elisabeth...hello, dumb blonde, you are not black, you are not even a minority, how do you expect to live in the "real" world. But I still watch it everyday. Mostly because I am waiting for Barbara Walters to die on air.
2 comments:
Ms. Highm8nce.....what is the word on Denise Richards - she is a little nut case....adore her and her cussing problem...really she takes the english language to a new level. Loved the photo of "the Beckman".....he is a solid rock of a man. Remember all the encounters in S.F. Okay...nevermind!!!!
As for our little "T"....I love her....her mom is a nut case who has been affected by one to many plastic surgeries. I think she (Candy) is a real looser....how can she not adore her daughter...I sent her an email last week giving her the 411 on enjoying her daughter before it is tooo late.
P.S. I also sent a blog to Jenni... Chris is a looser...what is he thinking...seriously, she will prevail....all sisters unite and support Jenni....she is the bomb...I love Jeff's lips....so smoochable. guess who?
P.S.s.s.s. I love your BLOG!!!!! Now I have a reason to live!
Okay Ms. H.M. I think you need some more fans...so let's get the word out....make certain you put your correct email for this site...you left out the www. for your correct address. Now what in the world would you do without me. I just don't know I will give my assessment of k"TV Wrap Up" for all of the world to read.
I continue to just love Tori and Dean...but I am a little worried about the "Deanster". He really is being exceptionally hard on himself about his relationship with Jack. Well, truth be told, when you play you pay. He better not EVEN be thinking about ditching the Tori and going back to Canada and collecting a shitload of money from Tori and her book sales or I will be after his firm buns personally. Seriously, what is he thinking. He knows how to pick up the phone and call Jack. What about using his computer and seeing and talking to each other every day. Come on...he is soooooo on his menstrual. He better pop a couple of Midol and just get over his whiney ness or I will definitely have to bitch slap him and leave a mark or two. Tori is the bomb and no one messes with her. I am working on a psychiatric intervention with the Candy (mom). Once she befriends me I will be the bridge to resuscitate her and the Tori's relationship. Stay tuned lovers!
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