Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Housewives of ATL - Finale


SOOOOOOOOOOO, I have been waiting for this all season. Yes, yes, I say that about all my favorite reality shows when the season ends, but time I was very serious. FIRST, I cannot stand Kim. If she is 30, I am fucking 12. I am. I can't believe someone pays this whore on a fulltime basis, and all the internet research I have done these past 6 weeks have not put me any closer to Big Poppa. She cant sing, she has HORRIBLE extensions, she smokes like a trucker and drinks like a fish (now normally, I like whores that have all these attributes, but BAD HAIR is where I draw the line), and she does nothing all day, not even wear underpants. Her kids are brats and WHO IS THEIR DADDY! and to top it all off, at the end of the episode, it states how her and Big Poppa broke up....WTF?


Nene - what can I say, I think she was my favorite. So yeah, she shouldn't have made fun of Kim in the limo, she was clearly jealous of Sheree and Kim's friendship, but it was probably all the champagne that she was drinking. And Kim of all drunks, er I mean, people, show know about drinking. And why is she married to her grand-pappy? And who is her real daddy, and why did her momma keep that from her? Is Curtis ever going to call her again? These are things we want to know!


Lisa - OMG, drama queen...FIRST off, why doesnt she have her 2 sons from Keith Sweat (whom I love, hello, Make It Last Forever was the theme of my senior prom and my wedding song)? What is THAT story? And she wasnt very supportive of her husbands career (even though I never heard of him, and I checked with someone who watches football), and she should be, considering he SUPPORTS HER ASS. Well, she was at least nice. Thats all I have to say about her. You know how those NFL wives are...


Sheree - Gold digging wanna be designer. She is as interesting as a glue stick.
DeShawn - LOSER...I hate her...her fat ass is irritating and she is nothing but a cheap knock off.

2 comments:

anncurryhater said...

I can't wait for next week's reunion show!!

I guess Big Poppa was just some married real estate developer. BORING, I wanted him to be a REAL celebrity.

Can DeShawn open her mouth when she talks??!! Or is her mouth wired shut. She's annoying.

Nene looks less like New York with that hairstyle but seriously her penmanship is that of a 5 year old!

I wanted Nene's husband to shut the fuck up at the dinner table and stop with his sermon and just let Nene rip Kim's wig off.

Highm8nce said...

Yeah, why did granpappy have to make a comment at all...he isnt a STAR like NeNe. Dumb fuck.