GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (And I use this reference for all you LENT'ers out there)...I had a bad day at work yesterday. On the way home, as if riding the subway isn't enough punishment, I had to see some bum's dick...yes I said BUM and DICK. Some old, dirty, no teeth, smelly, BUM dropped his pants in front of me and I saw his ding-a-ling...DOUBLE SHOT OF GROSS...It was OLD, and it was on a BUM!
I know, I know, I shouldn't make fun of those less fortunate...wait, that is what I do all the time, what am I saying? Have I just met myself? Maybe it was Lent in the air....NO WAY. FUCK BUMS THAT DON'T WEAR UNDERPANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In addition to that, prior to my BLINDING experience...someone at my work went postal. This lady (who has a beard, sorry, I KNOW, I SAID I WAS MEAN) and I mean BEARD, tried to kick some guys ASS ...It was great! Then she went back to her desk, talking to herself along the way! Why cant that happen when I am around? This shit only happens when I am away from my desk...anyways, I open this post to people who have been visually assaulted by a bum, or by anyone that hates the people they work with.
Oh, and some JACKASS MUTHA FUCKER who works geographically too close to me, refuses to use the handset on his phone. This MORON talks all day on speakerphone. I know he is a cheap ass that buys his appliances for his rentals at used appliance stores, grows his own tomatoes, and wont let his kids play video games or watch TV, or use the Internet. WTF???? And that is just what I can hear through my headphones....He looks like a rat too...he has little rat teeth and I know the fucker eats cheese at his desk. I hate him...Plus he is a cheapskate. Which I hate more than anything....I hope he gets hemorrhoids.
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I am witness to the blinding act that took place early evening on the subway, I fortunately caught the back end of this 60 lb creature and someone has assaulted him because he had a big ass BRUISE on his saggy lil ass! I would also like to say the bearded freakshow she is referring to did go postal and just walked by my desk talking to herself... as if telling someone to take another step and she would attack wasn’t enough for me to witness! Like I said its time to start packing a weapon when entering the LAUSD building!
Silly, that was the traveling gram that I hired for your birthday. He was supposed to drop his pants and sing Las Mananitas to you. I will ask for a refund.
People who abuse the speakerphone privilege should have their modern phone equipment taken away, and an old-fashioned phone booth put in next to their desk. Oh, and the phone in it shouldn't work unless the door is COMPLETELY CLOSED. Same for people who insist on sharing all the boring details of their cell phone conversations with me on elevators.
Yes, I agree with anncurryhater...ask for the refund, I mean he did not even pee or anything. He was supposed to pee as they sang las mananitas! Oh Liz, no wonder you are so traumatized.
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