Project Runway - Episode 3

Ok, so this was a great episode. FIRST of all, I will say that I HATE the following:

1. SUEDE - Uh, what is it with talking in the third person? And I know for a fact that his mother did not name him suede. This is just ridiculous.


2. STELLA - This bitch looks stupid...like if stupid could look stupid, she would look like Stella. I hate when old women (ha ha she is 40+ which is older than me, hence, old) wear pony tails. I don't think anyone over 11 should wear ponytails, unless you are dressing up role play sex style. Other than that, no ponytails. And can you design anything that does not include leather?


3. TERRY - Ok, her fabric matched her picture almost exactly, and the design was nice...but I hate when she kept saying how urban she is and her style is, and how she gave a long ass explanation about her model, like it was a story and not a fucking model.


4. KEITH - I hate when white boys try and be thug...especially Mormon white boys. Not that I have anything against Mormons, I WISH I WAS MORMON (not) but you know he didn't grow up all 8 Mile like Eminem. Anyways, his outfit SUCKED ASS. It looked like my coupon drawer exploded (if I had a coupon drawer, if I cut coupons)


5. BLAINE - Uh GIRLICIOUS is so FERGIE 2007. Get your own life...quit stealing Fergie's or even last years winner Christian with his FIERCE. UGH I hate copiers...and you are so over tanned, you look 43 not 23.


6. SANDRA BERNHARD - Uh What the fuck happened to her hair? She looked like a red hair ball shit on her head. I mean, come on, even Nina's hair looks perfect, what happened to her. I think she drinks, look a how puffy she looks. I can spot an Alcoholic like that, I have several episodes of Intervention under my belt, and those classes I took to try and be a counselor...but I didn't end up continuing with that because I would probably want to discuss their problems over a nice dinner and a martini.

I LOVE:

1. HEIDI - I SOOOOOOOO want to be Heidi in my next life, but I would also need to be married to my sweetie David Beckham...Anyways, she has lost some weight and is looking GOOD! I love her style and how she tells it like it is.


2. TIM GUNN - OMG I so LOVE TIM. I think he and I would be great BFF's. We could shop and I would so let him tell me CARRY ON...Or WORK IT OUT...and I would go with him to Parsons School of Design, and then to his Liz Clayborne office...on the way we would pick up a latte and our vegetarian lunches ( I don't know if he is a vegetarian, but we would decide together for health reasons to try). Oh and with his discount he can buy me clothes and I would pay him back immediately. And then we would pick up Santino and Andre and go to Red Lobster.


3. KELLI and LEANNE - I loved Leannes separates...they were so beautiful, I completely agree with Heidi I would wear that. Kelli, I just love her style and how she wears hats and has tattoos and is very trendy. I think her design should have won, it rocked and was unlike any other.


4. KENLEY - Her dress was ok, I didn't really like the print but I liked the design and how is was an update to a throw back look. I LOVE 80's. CONGRATS!