Oh wow, Jessica Simpson looks FAT...like she has been eating a few too many orders of nachos. And if anyone needs a stylist, and an eating disorder (hello RACHEL ZOE) it this this hot mess. Her ass looks so big, she could be a Latina...
Well, I don't know what mirror she looks into before she leaves, but clearly, it is LYING to her...she does not look good and NO ONE should ever wear high waisted pants. Ever. EVER. And if she does, she should not wear it to a performance where people like me can make fun of her. I bet she eats a lot of tortillas... and she has camel toe...GROSS
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This is FABULOUS... Fabulously disgusting, what a PIG! Someone needs to sign her up for Celebrity Fit Club ASAP... I hope my Homo Romo now sees the BIG picture and I don’t mean her fat ass I mean he should release her cheeseburger loving ass and find a real good luck charm for the DCBoys!
Oh now you are speaking my language. She would be an excellent candidate for that show...and I believe K Fed should sign up too...and maybe Aretha Franklin, you always need one contestant that you know wont lose a pound. Now we have to find a fat psycho to complete that show....any suggestions?
What the FUCK is up with those denim long johns she's wearing? She probably has high waters too!!!!
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