OMG, there is a fucking pest here at my work, that has been driving me crazy for a week straight. This asshole has no brains....he is a lazy fuck who just annoys people for 8 hours per day. If this asshole asks me ONE MORE TIME for information I have provided him with FOR A MONTH, I have no other choice bu to harm him in some way. May be a computer virus, could be some ants in his desk (since he brings his pig food in everyday).
You know, I need my job to allow me luxuries like TiVo (who STILL hasnt paid me for all the greatness I talk about them ), so I cant call out who he is. But he is the most ANNOYING fruit fly I have to deal with lately. AND, why does he feel the need to talk on SPEAKER PHONE! Everyone knows that it is just BAD MANNERS and no one cares about his dumb conversations. AND AND AND, if you call someone and they dont answer, dont call them 2 minutes later, and then 2 minutes after that. OBVIOUSLY they will call you back when they can dumbass.
Man, I had to say this, because I know other people will have similar issues, so please comment your war stories so we can be miserable haters together.
AND, I knew this day was starting off bad because HASSELF*CK's preganancy was the first thing I read on the web. Might as well talk about Celine Dion and Catherine Zeta-Jones and call it a fucking day.
4 comments:
My personal experiences with this Big Bird Character allows me to also give input to his more than annoying antics... he calls, he comes by and calls 10 more times then walks by another 5 before he disappears for the day, you see it's early day for this joker EVERYDAY! He ask questions like where do I find this and how do I do that and who is.......... the piece of dog crapp has been on this earth a lot longer then both Highm8nce and I put together so he should already know WHO HOW and WHERE is! He is also a CHEAP BASTARD, like I've said before.... I don't trust anyone who doesn’t watch TV!
How about when you are trying to do important work like commenting on highm8nce blog and people come in wanting you to sign orders, decisions and authorizations. Come on people jeeez, can't you see I'm busy and so not interested!
I hear you, Ms Highn8nce. I have two bosses that are trying to drive me into the nuthouse. They don't want to make any decisions that might ever, ever, ever come back to bite them. So lots of times, they just don't make any decision at all, and then I get to explain to everyone why that paper hasn't been signed, why the bosses weren't at that meeting, why we don't have any policy about that...how did these people ever get to be management?!?
Ahhh Dreamgirl now we know why all our end dates are coming and not being extended... its the bite me in the ass decision!
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