HATE HATE HATE ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG, Housewives of NYC brings me such joy. I love it. FIRST off, I hate the Cuntess. This old ugly has been is just on my last nerve. WHY does she double kiss everyone. That is so fake, she isn't FRENCH OR A COUNTESS. She is so demeaning and condescending. I hate her. And she has boring taste and IS married to an old man with hairy ears. I thought, wow, she is a cunt and this cant get any better.

Until last night. When that NOBODY who is less that that wanna be LuAnne (yeah I wouldn't call you anything De Le Seppes or whatever your stupid name is, I don't care if your 5 times married husbands family gave us the fucking Statue of Liberty, I bet she had herpes when you gave her to us) KELLY became my new favorite person to hate.

I have to give props to my TiVo for allowing me to pause and vent every 3 minutes about how UGLY and STUPID she is. So thanks TiVo, you are the best invention of the 21st century!

Anyways, what is wrong with her face. Not just that she is ugly, but what is she doing to her face? It looks like when i went to Mexico and fell asleep in the sun and then my face peeled and for weeks I was like three shades of brown and no amount of foundation could balance me. She makes the most HIDEOUS faces, and has some BOTOX side effects that are obvious.

And who told her that her NAME is so great, I don't even remember her last name...SHIT for the first three or four episodes I only remembered her as the NEWBIE. So I don't get how she thinks she is so great. And how about when she said I don't do Charity Work! Classic loser! I mean, jeeze, so you don't do it, just don't SAY it on TV you dumb ass. And you say you are a private person, uh, do you even know you signed a contract and are on BRAVO TV? Do you think those cameras want to follow you around, they are being paid, stupid.

For 60 minutes, I enjoyed myself like no ones business. Well, it took me 1 hour and 40 minutes to watch the whole show because I kept pausing and ranting to Jack or Vic, neither of which cared, about the nerve of this girl.

And GO BETHANNY for telling her she doesn't care about poor Allie's arthritis. My grandma has arthritis, you bitch, have some compassion. And you don't call a diseased kid cute...UH DUMMY! She needs to stick with beating up her dumb boyfriend.

Anyways, I think Alex and Simon need to do some investing into BAGGAGE removal from under his eyes. The man is so disgusting. And she has saggy boobs.

My only happiness is the faces Bethanny makes and Jill. LOVE HER. And I am starting to like Ramona, because she straight up told Simon she doesn't like him. And she doesn't need to be his friend either!