WTF are these freaks talking about?

SOOOOOOOO, what the HIZZAZLE are these crack heads talking about???? This is what I came up with:

1. Kathy: Rosie, is step one in becoming a big lez not wearing make up? Because I got that down pat and I didn't put on my fake extensions or blow out my hair.

2. Rosie: Oh Kathy, you are so funny, no, I don't shave my legs or my wild fern bush, Kellie doesn't like me all girly, even though I try so hard. You just have to buy some clogs and wear clam diggers. Come on, I am a fashion Icon.

3. Gloria: WHO THE FUCK SAT ME WITH THESE FREAKS????????? I thought I was going to a fortune tellers conference...isn't this where you register for Gypsy 101? OMG, is that TMZ photographing me?

3. Kathy: Of course its Adnan, you know how I hung out with him during last season...duh

4. Rosie: Oh Gloria, just because you fled Cuba doesn't mean you support the troops, don't even get me started sister, I will Slap you like I slapped Elisabeth Hasselfuck and that old bag Barbara WAA WAA

5. Gloria: OMG Rosie, I am CUBAN, and that trumps a lesbian, so step back before I do the CONGA on your ass, with my bad back and all...the rythm is gonna get you....its cuts both ways...