I just have a few things to get off my chest this morning:
1. I hate this guy next to me. he is a fucking nerd who is raising nerd kids. It is so sad. He says things like SON OF A GUN, and calls women GALS. I hate him. He is a pig who burps all day and I am so going to go postal and kick his little rat balls one day....I AM.
2. I hate Candy Spelling. She wrote a book (er, she paid someone to write a book) and she tells how she us selling her house since she doesn't have anyone that loves her....and how she doesn't see her grandchildren...and she doesn't know why...You know why you OLD BAT. Everyone that says they don't know, really knows. You are a psycho...and Tori has the good sense to not have her kids exposed to your shennaningans.
3. This guy next to me that I hate has a son that is in the band...and he says he is good for a sixth grader and could cut an album...Uh, no one wants to listen to kids play the theme from Titanic LOSER...
4. I am going to watch ER Finale and it better be good. And if I can pick up where I left off 6 seasons ago, then those writers suck.
5. I hate when people cough all fucking day. Take a cough drop, take some liquor or get the FUCK OUT...it is annoying and disgusting to hear flem (yes I know that it is spelled wrong) rattle around your throat all day, I don't work in a Convalescent Home you sick fuck.
6. I am running out of TV shows and getting paranoid...WTF people, work with me here.
7. I hate driving. I do. I need a chauffeur and a pimped out car to be driven around in. Its just a necessity.
8. This guy next to me is really pushing it...he just farted...I am calling it a day.
9. I hate Ryan Seacrest, the little pedophile. he is so hung up on Hannah Montana...she is on his show everyday, and I hardly EVER listen to that station...the sick bastard.
10. I hate this guy next to me, the smelly tuna eating cheese stick. God, he has a toothpick and everything, I bet he never showers. Just my luck! :(
3 comments:
1. I hate those kind, they probably say FUDGE instead of FUCK. When you kill him make sure to see "ADIOS, MOTHERFUCKER".
2. I don't know ANYBODY like Candy.
3. 6th Grade Orchestra on American Idol.
4. It will suck. NO ONE has watched for 6 years.
5. Sick people should die already.
6. Don't worry New Jersey Housewives coming soon. Whitney and Bobby need to COME BACK!!
7. You need Morgan Freeman, Ms. Daisy.
8. Don't forget to fart on his face before you kill him.
9. Can we just fast forward to the day that Hannah goes to Rehab with Dr. Drew.
10. Don't lie, you're in loooooovvvee with him.
My turn:
1. When you kick his rat balls make sure you do on the 7th floor so I can watch.
2. Tori Spelling is Candy Spelling... Hello it's a trick, there is no way the world can have to Fucked up looking weirdo’s
3. The poor child will end up with a Flute sticking out his ass after attending Band Camp.
4. George Clooney was the only thing good about that show.
5. Did you say Liquor...? I think I'll have a shot of Patron for lunch!
6. What are you talking about....? HELLO The Hill's on Monday!
7. The Helicopter is almost out of the shop... I'll pick you up from the fairplex.
8. You need to call AMERICA'S MOST WANTED and report his ass, I'm almost positive I've seen that joker on the show.
9. Ryan is Gay and that's why he likes Miley... She is a Teenage Boy!
10. Light a match friend and not by his ass.
Fuck that retard! He needs an ass kicking just for being a disrespectful. Don't panic when there's nothing on TV; you should be worried about me hiding that remote...LOL...
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