Thursday, July 24, 2008

CANDY SPELLING

I have an ANONYMOUS commenter that went to that BITCH Candy Spellings website, and this is what that OLD BAT wrote back:

From: candy@candyspelling.com
Date: July 23, 2008 8:00:34 PM PDT
To: ANONYMOUS

Subject: Re: life is so short...embrace all the love you can

Thanks for your email and the positive karma. I sent you and your family good wishes, too.


Hello Candy, as a mother of a very strong minded, beautiful, precious, challenging 27 year old daughter I just thought I would send you some positive karma. I have to admit I adore your daughter because she reminds me so much of my daughter and our sometimes strained relationship. No advice here, although I am a psychiatric nurse, mother of 4, 53ish latina .....just good wishes...to enjoy your life and many blessings to you!


Now I know ANONYMOUS, she is my only fan, and she is a psych nurse (just don't ask her to read a hear monitor, she likes when people FLAT LINE) she is NO WAY a mother of 4, and I don't know why she said her age and her race, but I love how she emailed CANDY. I plan on emailing her today, but my email will be RUDE.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear H.M.

Now----now----Don't be a hater! Leave all the hating to little hag faces like Elizabeth Hasselpainintheasshoff. Candy is really a crisis ready to explode. If you read my other comment. I am doing a psychiatric intervention with the Candy MOM and my plan is very top secreto. I want to befriend her and help her heal the relationship with our girl "Tori". I am really working on it in high gear right now, especially after the last episode of Tori and Dean...and his mini breakdown over Jack. (NO NOT YOUR BABY DOG JACK......NOW MS. H.M. NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU)....but seriously, wasn't he such a whimpy deanny weeney. He better man up before I send a hommie or two to have a "man up" talk with him. It is summer...he should have Jack visit. OMG'd this family needs me so badly I can hardly breath. Okay, I feel better I just took off my pantyhose. God...I need to stop wearing so many layers, panties, pantyhose, tights, pants, ......no wonder I look fat and am always hot. Well I will always be a hot momma even if I make it down to one layer of clothes. OH nevermind! So remember H.M. don't be a hater. Candy mom may come around....let's start a "Save the Spellings" campaign....NOT! Ha!

Anonymous said...

Okay H.M,

I told her I was a mother of 4 (I included the steps - aka stepchildren in order to make her feel sorry for me), told her my age (so she could relate), put my racial ethnicity (so she knew I was a good cleaner - I hear all white people use our people to clean there houses and that builds trust) .....it is all part of a psychiatric intervention plan. Get it Girl!

Anonymous said...

OH also Ms. High M.

I might have to sue you for disclosing my private email exchanges with "La Candy".

I hope we can still be friends after the suit.