Thursday, July 24, 2008

Happy Bday


So J HO, I mean J LO turned 39 today...she looks like shit. No further comment is needed.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well I just can not resist adding this comment. I think J Lo, J Ho, is a real mess. I mean look at this photo, it looks like Marc Anthony danced the "running man" on her face. Doesn't she look like her face is smashed in. OMG'd I hope that herion addict - Marc is not abusing our little J Ho. If he is smacking her around I will have to get crazy. I mean really....who is Marc and who is J Lok????? That movie Cantiflas was a real mess. They obviously need some clarity in their relationship. Now with the 2 children she is not the number one "Diva" anymore. She just stinks and you know what....her perfume even stinks. I thinks they both stink. They have flat faces and stink. When they drive in their limo down the Rodeo ....everyone says "OH no....here comes the Stinkos". So sad how they have turned out. I hope their kids have a chance in this world.

Yes, I do have a copy of her music from "Jenny on the block" but it was bootlegged. I have to save my money. I hope she enjoys her stinky cake with her stinky famiy on her birthday. She looks old and tired. God...I am on a roll today! HA! Why do I feel so much better after this blog entry?

Anonymous said...

I did leave a comment.

Anonymous said...

Dear Ms. H.M.

Do you know what I heard about J. Lo...


she is having an affair with "Bobbie Brown".

Now that gives new meaning to the term "Down Lo".

Yucky!

Anonymous said...

I heard another rumor from a very good source.

She has horrible hemorroids. Probably from the weight of carrying those two babies.

I think that is why she can not give a real smile. It is the pain of the hemorroids. I think I should send her some preparation H instead of the baby gifts. She probably has plenty of outfits for the bambinos and is really to embaressed to ask for the Prep H.

No wonder she has a flat face and looks so distressed. I think Bobbie should help her with some "Tucks" for heaven sake. I mean remember Bobbie and Whitney - "Being Bobbie Brown"...she always had to do a "real - mean one"...so raw...those two.

I hope Bobbie and J Hemmoriod Ho make it. They would make cute babies.