Top Chef Episode 2 - BA-BYE JILL

She sucked. Who likes ostrich eggs anyways, that is so disgusting. I almost threw up when she opened it...and HELLO, why WHY would you pick something you cant cook or EVEN OPEN! I knew the moment she picked it up she was a goner...Dumb wanna be chef.

So, my FAVE is Fabio...I love everything about him...and he is such a doll! Come on PEEPS, I don't even care that he is from Europe...So if Chanel, Fendi, Gucci, and everyone else whose name ends in a consonant. LOVE LOVE LOVE him.

I HATE HATE HATE CARLA. Who the fuck scared the bejesus out oh her? She looks like Joan from Girlfriends (which is a fave of mine), except an uglier version, like I thought that was possible. Seriously, I could not eat food from someone that looked like that...I mean, he face is cruelty to animals. I spent the whole night waiting for her to blink...I'm still waiting.

I still love Tom and my girl Padma...we are destined to be BFF's. And the guest judge was such a bitch...who the fuck did she think she was? Tom doesn't even make those faces, and this is season 5 for him...I was hoping she would have choked on a hot dog and die on tv...