Ok, so this is a personal post...My dog is a baby. By baby I mean, I literally treat my dog as a human baby. Toddler to be exact. He is three, going through that terrible two's stage, but he is a little slow, so he barely got to the terrible two stage.
Anyways, the dogs next door are all horney mutts. My dog pees on them on a daily basis. He may grow up to be R. Kelley. Yesterday I saw two of the dogs humping. Now my dog is curious about doggy sex. And my life partner thinks he should get laid.
UH HELLO, PIMP, he is just a baby! Come on guy, he cant do those things yet. This morning I sat down Jack, my son, and told him all about the birds and the bees, and STD's, teenage pregnancy, the whole talk. All about how bitches (literally) will just come and go and he should save himself the pain of a broken heart by only loving one woman in his life for eternity, ME.
He totally agreed with me. And now his UNCLE is acting like a PIMP and sending him doggy porn...help me America, what should I do?
3 comments:
You're the mother in law from hell. Just tell him to only go for bitches who are spayed, you don't want any unintended pregnancies.
I agree, you need to let him get his hump on, otherwise he'll turn gay. You dont want to see that little white dog on the back of Jack!
I am going to find Jack a nice female for him to get his groove on so just deal with it Highm8nce!
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