WHERE HAVE I BEEN?

Ok, so this is a personal post. I havent updated my blog in a LONG ASS time, for many reasons, most of which no one really cares about. Here is a list ...Some are REAL and some are REAL IN MY HEAD...I'll let you decide.

1. I Fucking hate my real job so much, it ruined blogging


2. My talk show is in production, and I havent hired an assistant to do my bitch work yet


3. Elisabeth Hasselfuck is still on TV and I am protesting


4. My niece was born and I have been changing diaper after diaper


5. I was in DC at the Obama rally


6. I was so distraught that Prop 8 passed, I have been in hiding


7. Christie Brinkleys public divorce ended and now I am suffering from POST TRAUMTAIC STRESS DISORDER


8. Dodgers lost


9. I now hate Anne Currey and I couldnt tell anyone


10. I was filming my own episode of Intervention


11. Me and Becks were having issues and Dr. Drew was my therapist (I LOVE HIM)


12. Me and NeNe were looking all over the ATL to find out where Kim got those horrible extentions